I’ve been writing a book. I’ve been working on it for a couple of years now. I think about twenty-eight, if I’m calculating correctly. So far I have the title. Actually I have a number of titles. I have an extraordinary talent for coming up with titles. So now, I have about three hundred and sixty-four of them, and I can’t decide which one is best. Maybe I should just write one book for each of the titles. Or better yet, why not write a book entitled, “The Book of Titles of the Books I’ll one day write”?
Do you think I could be suffering from Art Carney Syndrome? Remember the physical pre-writing ritual Ed Norton performed, that never failed to drive Ralph Cramden crazy on The Honeymooners?